keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

a-daks:

Adventure time, abandon your friends!
We’ll go to very distant lands
Lenn the AI and ‘Lina the human
the tears will never end
it’s Adventure Time~

rezzydevil:

I just wanted to doodle this random prothean bc for some reason i find him to be 500% adorable

who are u random prothean

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

apollollo:

send this to your crush

(Source: dracch)

twosillycorgis:

Riding a yellow sailboat

sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

(Source: memewhore)

"

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell)

monica-geller:

taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie

I am going to shower and get up and go back over to nikkis

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

The great thing about dioyy is the puns

DO I ANNOY YOU, YEAH???? DO I??